crunchka

a person who eats shit: a shit eater

Jake is a crunchka he likes his shit well-done.

by Cunt rag licker fart dog bone in ass wipe July 23, 2003

Crunchay

A party-culture adjective that describes partying (raging) with your close friends to boundless music, sweating out the aggression through dance, and building a community through music and love. Origin: Jacksonville, FL (DUUUVAL!) Crunchay Sunday.

I'm getting Crunchay with all my wooks and spunionites tonight. Phuks with it!

by Vlad thee Inhaler August 23, 2011

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

crunchbang

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.

by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

crunchay

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"

Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr

by rx2ie July 13, 2023

crunchtastic

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

by jack spencer October 5, 2003