crummelt

To have been embarrassed or to have been made look inadequate in some way.

Did ye see Rab getting a knock back fae that bird? He was totally icrummelt/i

by Mr. Stu May 23, 2005

jamison crummel

hes cute all the girls drown for him dont matter if he just woke up or fresh girls will still drown for him and jamison will take your bitch RESPECTFULLY and he’ll make you fall in love in 2 seconds. jamison needs to say three words to get a girl to like him I Like You and girls will be in love and watch out cuz he’ll take ur bitch in 1 second and make a girl like him in 2 seconds but hes the cutest person you’ll ever meet and its easy for him to bag bitches and all the people adore him but nobody can get to his god level and people love him especially the girl and he’ll will still take your bitch and hes the goat PERIOT.

josh: i wonder how jamison crummel is so great
jeff: yea he so cool

by jamison crummel November 26, 2020

warm crummett

When one dumps a Dr.Pepper into their anal cavity, lets it fizz inside them, and then releases it onto their partner's face

Jean, if you give me another warm crummett I swear I'm leaving for good next time!

by willycosby69420 September 18, 2023

the crummel

a disease in which your entire body eats itself from the inside out. somewhat like spontaneous combustion without the heat. occurs when you participate in intercourse with "little people" that have irregular appendages.

Meaghan: I think I have the crummel
Shelton: Oh shit. I'd rather have the HIV.

by Chicken? June 18, 2010

king crummett

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023