hes cute all the girls drown for him dont matter if he just woke up or fresh girls will still drown for him and jamison will take your bitch RESPECTFULLY and he’ll make you fall in love in 2 seconds. jamison needs to say three words to get a girl to like him I Like You and girls will be in love and watch out cuz he’ll take ur bitch in 1 second and make a girl like him in 2 seconds but hes the cutest person you’ll ever meet and its easy for him to bag bitches and all the people adore him but nobody can get to his god level and people love him especially the girl and he’ll will still take your bitch and hes the goat PERIOT.

josh: i wonder how jamison crummel is so great
jeff: yea he so cool

jamison crummel by jamison crummel November 26, 2020

Related Words

crummelt • jamison crummel • king crummett • the crummel • warm crummett • crummed the play • Crumm-ette

warm crummett

When one dumps a Dr.Pepper into their anal cavity, lets it fizz inside them, and then releases it onto their partner's face

Jean, if you give me another warm crummett I swear I'm leaving for good next time!

warm crummett by willycosby69420 September 18, 2023

the crummel

a disease in which your entire body eats itself from the inside out. somewhat like spontaneous combustion without the heat. occurs when you participate in intercourse with "little people" that have irregular appendages.

Meaghan: I think I have the crummel
Shelton: Oh shit. I'd rather have the HIV.

the crummel by Chicken? June 18, 2010

king crummett

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

king crummett by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026