crumion

an expression of delectableness also used as an insult

"I just got scammed $500"

"You absolute crumion"

by mastercrumbly August 12, 2024

Cruming

When you’re a dusty little bastard and crumbs fall out of your mouth.

When we were at lunch my friend started cruming all over me.

by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022

Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

crunion

Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.

Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.

by DM Stu June 28, 2004

crunion

When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.

Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.

by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017

cruminal

A person who eats toast in bed and leaves crumbs in the bed without owning up.

There has been a cruminal in the bed

by the cruminal May 30, 2017

Crunion

The holily unsanctioned combination between cream and onion. Typically used in a frozen treat like Ice Crunions or the Outback Steak House staple meal, the Bloomin' Crunion.
Regularly served with latte sauce.

Person 1: Oi mate, wanna pop down to Outback for a Bloomin' Crunion?
Person 2: Nah bruv, more in the mood to get to Katie's for some Iced Crunions

by Jim Sterling 2 October 1, 2018