When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.
I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Sinson mug.The most light skin prince you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and loving. And though he may ask you now and then to sit on your phone and show him some good titty pics you will never feel bad around him. Without even asking he will show you the beautiful penis that god has given him.
It’s a blessing to meet a New York Jusssepiiii. My boyfriend doesn’t even save my nudes anymore and is never hyping me up. I miss what I once had.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the New York Jusssepiiii mug.This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.
I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.
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Get the Cruming mug.This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
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Get the Hurtin for a Squirtin mug.When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.
I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.
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Get the Owen Grayed mug.Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
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