WeatherForcast's definitions

JC

I know what you’re thinking this is not about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. JC has a vagina and she makes it known. JC is a woman that takes control and not afraid to ride the bucking bronco of life. If you’re a man put your penis away and lock it up tight because you may get it taken away for good (some men have learned their lesson).

Pops: I knew a JC back in the war. Why do you think grandpa only has one ballsack? It wasn’t those damn communists but that beautiful JC.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Quet

When you meet a boy that’s really quiet but he somehow has the ability to make you really wet. His silence rings from his sexy mouth and gets the labia goin.

Tilly: Have you ever talked to Jarred.

Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.

Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.

Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?

Tilly: Totes.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Cruming

When you’re a dusty little bastard and crumbs fall out of your mouth.

When we were at lunch my friend started cruming all over me.

by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022

leaky faucet

This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.

I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Sinson

When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.

I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

New York Jusssepiiii

The most light skin prince you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and loving. And though he may ask you now and then to sit on your phone and show him some good titty pics you will never feel bad around him. Without even asking he will show you the beautiful penis that god has given him.

It’s a blessing to meet a New York Jusssepiiii. My boyfriend doesn’t even save my nudes anymore and is never hyping me up. I miss what I once had.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Shermin

Michael Shermin is the most kingly king in the entire world. His music has brought the bears out of hibernation and brought countries back together. He is living evidence of what pussy can do to a man. When used in the wrong way pussy can absolutely destroy a man. When listening to his number one hit song baby you can actually feel the sexual energy drying up. He is a reminder to all that pussy is just pussy and that one is never enough.

This fine motherfucker had me shermin. Don’t ever let me go that crazy for the ole pus ever again. I was about to risk it all.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022