Crumbing

Crum•ing
/krəmiNG/
adjective

1. The state between Cumming and Crying.

2. When life is screwing you over and a huge cock just straight up FUCKS you.

After buying a Five Nights at Freddy's t-shirt she started cruming.

This week has been so hard and my girlfriend doesn't love me anymore, my life is just cruming.

Cruming by Farrauh January 16, 2022

Related Words

Cruming • crumping • crumbing • Cruzing • Crumming • cuming. • chuming • Couming • criming • Cruing

Crumping

Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles

Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt?
Girl2: wha?
Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping!

Crumping by RainyRose April 28, 2020

Crumping

Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.

The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping.

Crumping by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Bread Crumbing

Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling"

When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.

First coined by Grazzz 2014

"He keeps texting me but doesn't want to set up a time to see me."
"Yo girl he's bread crumbing you"

Bread Crumbing by Grazzz September 23, 2014

Cruzing

Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.

Cruzing by SheriffBoss September 13, 2017

Word of the Day on September 14, 2017

criming

It is a new dance style created by takeSomeCrime, best known for his Youtube channel. It is the culmination of many other dance styles. Arm rotation, feet movement, and fighting moves are characteristic. It is also close to milky way and tecktonik. It is a gentleman's dance best carried out while dressed up and with a suave attitude.

Friend 1 - Hey I saw you dancing at the club the other night. What dance style were you were doing?

Friend 2 - I was criming. The ladies love it.

criming by david axel June 21, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026