Cumion

A person, thing, or event that makes you cum, then makes you cry

I'm mad cuz I used to be a cumion.

by DefinitionOfACumion October 9, 2022

Cumion

Noun, a multi layered patch of smegma produced by cumming repeatedly onto the same spot without ever cleaning it up

Bro I’ve been tending to my cumion patch for about a year now and it’s an inch thick

by ConfusedScreaming December 2, 2025

Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

Cumzone

Welcome to the cum zone, only cum inside anime girls

Cumzone means:
Welcome to the cum zone only cum inside anime girls

by Niggatron2.0 September 17, 2019

The cumzone

Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum

My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
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Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum

What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk

Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless

Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd

Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy

The cumzone is a place where people cross cum streams

by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

La Toca Camioneta

Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Much like Midas' magic touch, people inflicted with La Toca Camioneta make everything they touch smell like oranges.

When Harry Potter danced with Hermione in The Deathly Hallows — Part 1, her ass smelled of oranges due to Harry having La Toca Camioneta. His hand grazed her left cheek while they were freaking to "Rapper's Delight."

by the Bakes May 18, 2011

Suckingadick Cuminmyass

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.

"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"

by KinZil March 10, 2017