Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

Cumion

A person, thing, or event that makes you cum, then makes you cry

I'm mad cuz I used to be a cumion.

by DefinitionOfACumion October 9, 2022

Cumion

Noun, a multi layered patch of smegma produced by cumming repeatedly onto the same spot without ever cleaning it up

Bro I’ve been tending to my cumion patch for about a year now and it’s an inch thick

by ConfusedScreaming December 2, 2025