Cumion
Cumion by DefinitionOfACumion October 9, 2022
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Cumion
Noun, a multi layered patch of smegma produced by cumming repeatedly onto the same spot without ever cleaning it up
Cumion by ConfusedScreaming December 2, 2025
Related Words
Cumion • Cumion rings • cumin • cuming. • culionero • cumboner • cumboni • cuminate • cuminitis • Cumin seed
Cumion rings
Cumion rings by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018
Cumzone
Cumzone by Niggatron2.0 September 17, 2019
The cumzone
Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
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Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum
My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy
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My dad fell into a cum shaft
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Mail your mums pieces of my dick
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Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
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Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum
My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
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What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk
Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless
Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd
Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy
The cumzone by BroknRobot April 26, 2020
La Toca Camioneta
Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Much like Midas' magic touch, people inflicted with La Toca Camioneta make everything they touch smell like oranges.
When Harry Potter danced with Hermione in The Deathly Hallows — Part 1, her ass smelled of oranges due to Harry having La Toca Camioneta. His hand grazed her left cheek while they were freaking to "Rapper's Delight."
La Toca Camioneta by the Bakes May 18, 2011
Suckingadick Cuminmyass
A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"
"Omg Daniel wtf lol"
"Thanks, babe"
"What did you just call me"
"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
"Omg Daniel wtf lol"
"Thanks, babe"
"What did you just call me"
"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
Suckingadick Cuminmyass by KinZil March 10, 2017
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