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Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.
Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.
crunion by DM Stu June 28, 2004
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When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.
Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.
crunion by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017
The holily unsanctioned combination between cream and onion. Typically used in a frozen treat like Ice Crunions or the Outback Steak House staple meal, the Bloomin' Crunion.
Regularly served with latte sauce.
Person 1: Oi mate, wanna pop down to Outback for a Bloomin' Crunion?
Person 2: Nah bruv, more in the mood to get to Katie's for some Iced Crunions
Crunion by Jim Sterling 2 October 1, 2018
short for 'credit union'
"heading over to the crunion to deposit a check!"
crunion by where am i? ACTUALLY. March 22, 2021
Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.
Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!
Cunion by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016
A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.
"Babe I was doing chinups at the gym and the guy next to me copped a face full of chunion"
Chunion by Ratdog82 March 1, 2017
Word of the Day on March 14, 2017
Noun. A disproportionately wide and short overweight person, characteristically lacking a neck and having stubby, thick limbs.
Look at that chunion! She's wider than she is tall!
Roseanne Arnold in the Nineties.
Chunion by Northstar1984 October 7, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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