crunion

Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.

Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.

by DM Stu June 28, 2004

crunion

When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.

Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.

by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017

Crunion

The holily unsanctioned combination between cream and onion. Typically used in a frozen treat like Ice Crunions or the Outback Steak House staple meal, the Bloomin' Crunion.
Regularly served with latte sauce.

Person 1: Oi mate, wanna pop down to Outback for a Bloomin' Crunion?
Person 2: Nah bruv, more in the mood to get to Katie's for some Iced Crunions

by Jim Sterling 2 October 1, 2018

crunion

short for 'credit union'

"heading over to the crunion to deposit a check!"

by where am i? ACTUALLY. March 22, 2021