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crumdump 

The act of trying to give somebody pinkeye by farting on their face, but instead having a bowel movement on their face.
She crumdumped all over my face last week.
crumdump by Gondecki May 6, 2011
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Westlake Cumdumpster 

A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.
someone who allows cum into their mouth often. often used in a derogatory manner.
cumdump by Amanda November 23, 2003

gay Cumdumpster 

A gay man who's mission is to have unprotected anal sex with as many men as possible. He takes your cum inside his asshole.
Keith is suck a gay cumdumpster he took 12 loads last night. He lets it drip out into a jar and drinks it later.
person who allows their mouth to be used for multiple loads of cum.
cumdump by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Cumdumptruck 

(n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.
Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!

On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.
Cumdumptruck by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011

personal cumdump 

A person who takes loads and loads of cum from a particualr partner.
That Mel is pretty cute. Too bad Cashman says she's his personal cumdump.
personal cumdump by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007
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