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bumdumpling 

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage
bumdumpling by cornfritter January 3, 2011

Cumbumpkin 

When you cum in a pumpkin in the shape of a pussy
Him: I can’t wait to use my cumbumpkin
Him 2: me too bro can we share it?
Cumbumpkin by Hugeppman0999 December 10, 2021

cumdumpling 

A.K.A a child who is acting like a little shit.
My son was such a cute cumdumpling.
cumdumpling by BABYYGG March 25, 2021

Cumdumption

When a dog eats a used condom and shits it out
Hey did you hear Markus’s dog made a cumdumption
Cumdumption by LSD3 May 1, 2020

cumdumping 

Used when someone unloads a large amount of porn/hentai into the group chat
Damn! I need to silence this chat while at work! There's too much cumdumping!
cumdumping by twospiked March 15, 2018

cumdumpling 

A cumdumpling is someone, who is desperate for sexual attention, somewhat reminiscent of an Incel, yet fails in his strive for attention, so he just sits alone and masturbates. This treat also shows in his apperance as he is often seen wearing dirty pants and crusty socks. This word is the polar opposite of a cumdumpster, as he oftentimes ejaculates on himself by accident. His Demeanor is often comparable of a simp and someone who desperately craves attention.
Hey Jessica seen that new guy?
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.
cumdumpling by Fury of the Fenrir August 11, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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