Crained 

To own someone or to crap your pants

Person 1: Im much better than you are.
Person 2: That ain't what your girl said to me.
Random Bystander: You just got crained!

Person 1: Im crain yo ass in dis game.
Person 2:I think i just crained myself.

Crained by iuytu11 May 27, 2010

craiged 

To get craiged,
To be craig,
Craig david,

To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning

Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "

craiged by lowi February 4, 2014

Herman Cained 

One who does not believe in the legitimacy of a disease or illness, only to die of it.

Yeah, my Uncle Bob was a huge Trumptard and didn't believe in the risks of COVID 19, only to be Herman Cained a few weeks later. RIP!

Herman Cained by Wack Jab August 12, 2020

Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead

My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

Jackson Craiged by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021

Cained 

1. To be overlooked despite outstanding performance due to being overshadowed by teammates thanks to the ignorance of the media, such what frequently happens to San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt Cain after pitching a good game.

2. Alternatively, it can refer to having one's good work spoiled by teammates' incompetence, such as when Matt Cain gives up only two runs but nonetheless loses due to a lack of run support.

Example 1: I discovered a cure for cancer, but my boss took all the credit. I got Cained.

Example 2: I spent months setting up the experiments, but my labmate Cained me by accidentally deleting all the data.

Cained by GoGiants2010 November 14, 2010

cained out 

The state of mind of mental numbness, the stuck feeling produced while under the influence of high doses of cocaine.

cained out by Caine April 21, 2003

cained 

to be extremely fucked off of cocaine

"i did 9 lines last night"
"man you must of been cained"

cained by dogEH January 15, 2014