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To fail at a simple task, derived from a old definition of the word which was getting angry after being shown a picture of Tom Cruise.
Man, Tristan failed his spelling bee, he just got Cruised.
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Finding a movie, book, article, website, and/or song that you would normally find entertaining or interesting but because of the creator, author or performer's personality you lose interest in watching, reading, or listening to said media. Also known as "The Tom Cruise Effect"
"Val Kilmer totally cruised that movie for me, so I'll wait to see it at the dollar movie theater."
cruised by slarti May 17, 2006

tom cruised 

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

Tom Cruised 

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.
"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."
Tom Cruised by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Ruse Cruised 

Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.
"My inbox is blowing up- I got Ruse Cruised last night and it hasn't let up since!"
Ruse Cruised by RuseCruise September 2, 2014

Tom Cruised It 

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.
“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week
Tom Cruised It by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

Taio Cruised

having your heart broken or having broken someone's heart. can be used in the possessive "ing"
you wanna break up? your Taio Cruising me!

my ex-girlfriend Taio Cruised me a couple days ago
Taio Cruised by coolioroboto November 1, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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