Cruised
To fail at a simple task, derived from a old definition of the word which was getting angry after being shown a picture of Tom Cruise.
Cruised by tom Cruise Worshipper March 1, 2021
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tom cruised
the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.
tom cruised by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007
Tom Cruised
When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.
Tom Cruised by feralwinky February 5, 2010
Ruse Cruised
Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.
Ruse Cruised by RuseCruise September 2, 2014
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