Definitions by feralwinky

Tom Cruised 

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

Tom Cruised by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Assalanche 

When a large number of attractive females enter a room.

"Daaaaaaamn son! Look out for the assalanche that's coming through that door!"

Assalanche by Feralwinky November 25, 2009