Definitions by Stealthcrip

crud muffins 

1. To be surprised

2. "Oh, Shit"

3. Muffins coverd in crap

First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"

crud muffins by Stealthcrip October 16, 2005

French Tickle 

To slap one in the face with an enourmous shlong.

"Remember that one time u gave johnny that french tickle and he went blind!"

French Tickle by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

Heavy Load 

n.- to releasa a hot steamy pile of crap in one's undergarments.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"
"I think Jared released a heavy load"

Heavy Load by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

Poor John 

A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.

"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"

Poor John by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005