A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.
"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"
1. To be surprised
2. "Oh, Shit"
3. Muffins coverd in crap
First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"
n.- to releasa a hot steamy pile of crap in one's undergarments.
"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"
"I think Jared released a heavy load"