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When an adult is around a child with croup and starts coughing but people say adults cant get croup - so they get crouties
I got the crouties from my grandson, Landon.
crouties by fayewray June 9, 2023
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cloutiest 

Cloutiest: (Adj) Having the most clout.

See Clout
Those glasses are the cloutiest glasses I have ever seen.
cloutiest by Muffinn123435246 October 13, 2017
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crooties 

the annoying bread crumbs you get when you try to get a cruton with a fork and you break it up on accident
i was happily eating my salad at olive garden when i stabbed at a cruton and it made crooties. dammit!
crooties by tisay1123 April 18, 2008
Albert was infected by Couties.
Couties by Science.fed.harva August 6, 2018
this doesn’t actually mean anything it’s just a made up word boys say it to annoy girls
boy:you have got croties!! crotiesssss!!
girl:what does that mean?
boy:only the boys would know;) ifykyk
croties by darlinggal February 4, 2022
Individuals who go on cruises alone just to sleep with the ship’s musicians
Keith said the buffet is great, but I’m on board for the top-notch Croupies.
Croupies by Bernlpn January 25, 2026
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