Couties 

Hepatitis B

Albert was infected by Couties.

Couties by Science.fed.harva August 6, 2018

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

Cuties 

A disgusting new movie that Netflix is making that glorifies pedophilia, and shows 11yo, FUCKING 11YO TWERKING.
And by the way, this shit it TV-MA, you know this director wanted to make this movie for Epstein's buddies.
#BanCuties

Cuties scares me, and it should scare you.
This whole "MAPS" community is complete bs, and all it is, is pedophilia. It is a mental illness, and any grown adult suffering from it needs to find some help.
I've seen a lot of people countering this by saying, "well back then being LGBT was considered a mental illness!"
Difference between being gay, and being a pedo, is that the former is consentual, and happens between fully-developed adults.
The latter doesn't, and current science proves that children do not have fully enough developed brains to consent.
I hope to God Pedos are never accepted into society, but if it happens in my day, I think I'll just commit Seppuku.
Fuck Netflix for aproving this shit.

Cuties by Just Another Zoomer August 20, 2020

Cutiest 

Toyla Leviness

Lauren: omg my boyfriend is the cutiest
Me: is that a word?
Her: idk let’s add it to the dictionary
Me: bet I gotcha right now

Cutiest by Rockout137c October 1, 2019

Cuties 

A 2020 Netflix original used to catch pedophiles.

Plot: 11 year old Amy joins a group of other 11 year olds who practice twerking for a dancing contest. This angers her mother because she is 11 years old and being a whore. Somehow the mother is the villian because she is being rational.
Idea of the movie: Sexualizing kids is bad, let's sexualize kids in a movie to show it's bad.
Note: They actually got children to twerk in the movie, and it's on Netflix, and they haven't taken it down yet. And they won't.

"Have you watched Cuties? Would you suggest it to me?"
"Well unless you're a normal person, yeah, give it a try."

Cuties by Boogyman354 September 26, 2020