croties 

this doesn’t actually mean anything it’s just a made up word boys say it to annoy girls

boy:you have got croties!! crotiesssss!!
girl:what does that mean?
boy:only the boys would know;) ifykyk

croties by darlinggal February 4, 2022

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Crotisseried 

Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time

I smoked a shit ton but now after drinking I’m straight crotisseried

Crotisseried by shitsonfirstgraders March 7, 2019

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

Magic Cooties 

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.

Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.

Magic Cooties by Pineal September 2, 2020

oxys to croxies

To climb the rungs of opioid dependency. What you do when you can't afford any more pain pills.

The moment when a situation goes from bad to worse.

Doctor won't write me any more scripts. Goin from oxys to croxies.

That last interception sent the game from oxys to croxies.

oxycontin hydrocodone heroin crocodil
fucked over rip the start

oxys to croxies by darkwhitein1955 December 19, 2014