crousti

Adjective
Short for " croustillant "
Said of someone or something that is insanely hot.
Being crousti is a state of mind, a staggering way of acting nonchalant and composed. That under any circumstances.
Can be used at anytime, from grocery shopping at Target to reading I-D while eating pinkberry.

Antonym : fat britney, poor thing, assistant

" Britney is so crousti these days "
" OMG, i know "

or

" Hot D. got fat... that's so not crousti "

or

" Mary, has the croustiest vagina "

or

" the last episode from the hills was so crousti"

or

" Mariah just did the croustiest sound check ear-finger touch "

or

" Lindsay's rehab was so not crousti, full of nobodies... i feel so sorry for her "

by Craquel-Bijou January 7, 2009

crousty

verb meens to be cranky grumpy and contentious all at once

bobby stop being so damned crousty or ill have to slap u upside the head

by mandyowen May 4, 2007

croust

Cornish term for dinner time, tradtionally used for the miners in Cornwall when they had their pasties

i love croust, i 'll have it in a minute

by martha paget May 19, 2008

Crousty

The act of shoving maple syrup covered crotons in one's anus, vulva, urethra, throat, and Nasial cavity in that order.

"I heard Jimmy has been getting it on with a crousty fellow!"

by Tomoko Enjoyer December 22, 2025