Crustianity 

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.

Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.

Crustianity by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007

Castianity 

The belief in a trench-coat wearing ex-angel Castiel who ate a million souls and became God.

"I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you."

I just converted to Castianity
Oh my Cas/Oh my Castiel
I pray to Cas/I pray to Castiel

Castianity by Inzey November 4, 2011

War on Christianity

This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.

When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.

War on Christianity by opinion emitter October 25, 2010

Republican Christianity 

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.

George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.

Republican Christianity by jesster79 March 16, 2005

pseudo-Christianity 

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever

It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity

pseudo-Christianity by user13357 November 2, 2013

CRUSTIVITY 

Levels or degrees of being 'crusty' (salty, pissy, extremely angry or generally in a bad mood).

Wow, who pissed in Jason's Wheaties? He's reached a whole new level of CRUSTIVITY today!

Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!

CRUSTIVITY by YO-HO August 22, 2009

half-ass christianity

are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.

half-ass christianity has elected bush twice!

half-ass christianity by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007