Croustibat 

Croustibat is a funny word commonly use in between two friends. It is meant to be an inside joke. It is also featured in french marketing as chicken strips.

Maëva: Hey bestie I just thought of a funny word?
Gabrielle: Oh yeah and what is it?
Maëva: It's croustibat!
Gabrielle: Wow it is indeed extremely funny, let's use it at any moment! Even if it is inappropriate.

Croustibat by Maeva167 January 20, 2021

Crustabate 

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

Crustabate by Millahews March 26, 2019

Crustinator 

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

Crustinator by =-O November 6, 2018

constibation 

a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!

I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard

constibation by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009

Crustination 

When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.

Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion

She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.

Crustination by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014

Crastibate 

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.

You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.

Crastibate by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013