crotchwaffle
That particular area located on a woman's anatomy where the legs come together, i.e.- the naughty bits
crotchwaffle by Fred Norris March 11, 2003
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CrotchWaffle by Crotchwaffle February 28, 2004
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Crotch Waffle by omega-zen-master November 16, 2010
Crotch Waffle
A set of long stretched out vagina lips, that often belong to a woman with loose morals. It is often referred to as a camel toe. Can also refer to a woman who may very likely have a crotch waffle.
1.Check out the crotch waffle on that nasty ho!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!
Crotch Waffle by sallypothead December 17, 2003
Crotch Waffle
Dried flattened pop that's been trapped between your butt cheeks.
A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.
A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"
Also...."Uncle Wally"
A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.
A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"
Also...."Uncle Wally"
Crotch Waffle by PeaceBaby)O( March 31, 2009
Crotch Waffle
"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
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"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."
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"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."
Crotch Waffle by MuddledFox January 13, 2009
Crotch Waffle
When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.
John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court
Crotch Waffle by Optumus Rollout June 2, 2009
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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