CrunchWaffle 

A dry turd that has been wafflestomped.

Chad patently awaits as the ass crayon drys in the tub for the most delightful CrunchWaffle.

Or;
I can not believe he is taking so long to shower, it must be a CrunchWaffle thing…

CrunchWaffle by Mr. CrunchWaffle March 6, 2024

crotchwaffle 

That particular area located on a woman's anatomy where the legs come together, i.e.- the naughty bits

Dorothy took great delight in shaving her crotchwaffle and then shooting ping-pong balls out of it.

crotchwaffle by Fred Norris March 11, 2003

CrotchWaffle 

Bre, the herpefied mathlete

"Ew. Bre YOU CROTCHWAFFLE"

CrotchWaffle by Crotchwaffle February 28, 2004