crotch sap 

The foul, sticky condition in the genital region resulting from sweating for an extended period of time without cleaning.

Morpheus: "I was unable to shower for two hours after exercising last night and found myself with a formidable case of crotch sap."

Cornelius: "Bro...No..."

crotch sap by Eclass Bentz November 6, 2011

crotchsplosion 

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

The fucktastic leading man's grin sparked a massive crotchsplosion that ruined my panties.

crotchsplosion by Sareeswfla July 1, 2009

crotchsplitter 

An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.

Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.

Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.

crotchsplitter by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009

crotchspolsion 

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

His grin sparked a massive crotchspolsion that ruined my panties.

crotchspolsion by Polly P June 27, 2009

crotchspawn 

A derogatory term for a child, sometimes by childfree people

One crotchspawn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. The father asked him politely, "Buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo."

crotchspawn by Squire Carpenter January 13, 2008

crotchapuss 

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. August 3, 2007

crotchapuss 

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. September 7, 2006