The foul, sticky condition in the genital region resulting from sweating for an extended period of time without cleaning.
Morpheus: "I was unable to shower for two hours after exercising last night and found myself with a formidable case of crotch sap."
Cornelius: "Bro...No..."
Cornelius: "Bro...No..."
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An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
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Get the crotchspolsion mug.One crotchspawn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. The father asked him politely, "Buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo."
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