crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.

by Merriam-Webster Long December 4, 2020

crotchalogical

the logic of the crotch

We chose to put this in crotchalogical order because it shows the order of my penis's preference.

by Happy Loman December 21, 2008

Crotchapalegic

When she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me until she went Crotchapalegic.

by ms122377 November 26, 2020