crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.

crotchaplegic by Merriam-Webster Long December 4, 2020

crotchalogical 

the logic of the crotch

We chose to put this in crotchalogical order because it shows the order of my penis's preference.

crotchalogical by Happy Loman December 21, 2008

Crotchapalegic 

When she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me until she went Crotchapalegic.

Crotchapalegic by ms122377 November 26, 2020