crotchspawn 

A derogatory term for a child, sometimes by childfree people

One crotchspawn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. The father asked him politely, "Buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo."

crotchspawn by Squire Carpenter January 13, 2008

crotch spawn 

Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.

I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.

crotch spawn by KeenObserver June 11, 2011

crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.

Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.

crotchstank by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003

Crotchspin 

Ice skaters performing lifts grab the best handle available.

“Wow,” Panda says, glued to the ice dancing in Beijing. “Digging the crotchspin.”
“Ahh, Good One,” sneers mama, who loves to abuse Panda’s street name. “The closest you came to a skate was Sugar Pond Warming Hut in 1990.”
Right, daydreams Panda. That bitchin’ Brian Maleski, he knew his way around a crotchspin. The ice was hard too.

Crotchspin by Hifalutin! February 7, 2022