crotch lock

When you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are the only person you should be fucking.

Hot, sexy, attractive woman: Hey, you want some?
Guy: Sorry, I've got a crotch lock.

by ghudfhgos October 8, 2007

Lock Crotch

A Vagina that doesn't like to let a penis have its freedom. Crotch won' open, pitbull snatch.

Missy gets all lock crotch on her husband. Man that bitch gotz a big ol' case of Pitbull snatch... 360 Days A Year!

by Desiree Markert January 2, 2009

crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.

Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."

by JuLion123 February 8, 2017

crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

by Milo May 23, 2003

Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it

by Ice June 30, 2004

crotchblock

When you interfere with a bi or pansexual friend from hooking up with someone of any gender whom they have an interest to get to know intimately.

Cece crotchblocked Toni when she told the realtor Allarie that she felt Toni's not a good kisser.

by Spiderrette July 18, 2017

crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

by for you to decide July 11, 2003