crotchlock 

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

crotchlock by Sophia April 20, 2005

couchlock 

n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky

That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.

couchlock by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006

couchlock 

When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???

couchlock by Pot-Head September 15, 2008

couchlock 

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.

I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock

couchlock by BareTime November 21, 2016

couchlock 

When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.

"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"

couchlock by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008

couchlocked 

Pats tense. see couchlock

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.

couchlocked by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005