crotchblock
When you interfere with a bi or pansexual friend from hooking up with someone of any gender whom they have an interest to get to know intimately.
crotchblock by Spiderrette July 18, 2017
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Crockblock
(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.
She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
Crockblock by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013
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crotchrocket
Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.
crotchrocket by Milo May 23, 2003
Crotchrocket
Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!
prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!
prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!
Crotchrocket by Ice June 30, 2004
crotchbroken
crotchbroken by heywood12 August 3, 2007
crotchrocket
crotchrocket by for you to decide July 11, 2003
crotchrocket
Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.
Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.
crotchrocket by crowbone August 15, 2004
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