Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it

by Ice June 30, 2004

Crotchrocket

This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.

You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.

by callmesock October 6, 2010

crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

by Milo May 23, 2003

crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

by for you to decide July 11, 2003

crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

by crowbone August 15, 2004

crotchrocket

motorbike ahahahahahahahha

dude, did u see his crotchrocket

by hobo_on_hastings September 21, 2003

CrotchRocket

It is when someone lights a firework and goes straight to your dick or pussy.

I lighted a firework on my friend's crotch, it's just like a crotchrocket.

by TrollerDefines April 2, 2015