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crotch it up
crotch it up by Mike Viggers March 10, 2008
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Davey crotch it
When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.
1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
Davey crotch it by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008
Crotch Cheez-It
When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.
Crotch Cheez-It by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014
Itch Crotch Club
A club formed by the first person to get caught itching their crotch. To become a member of the this elite club you must get caught itching your crotch by someone already in the club.
Itch Crotch Club by miriam sprobro April 23, 2008
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