crotch it

when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.

"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."

by Mike C. February 3, 2005

crotch it up

pull it up. Applies to pants, underwear, panties, and other undergarments.

Yo, we're gonna be late just crotch it up and let's go.

by Mike Viggers March 10, 2008

Davey crotch it

When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.

1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it

by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008

Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.

I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!

by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014

Itch Crotch Club

A club formed by the first person to get caught itching their crotch. To become a member of the this elite club you must get caught itching your crotch by someone already in the club.

I became a member of the Itch Crotch Club in the hall at school.

by miriam sprobro April 23, 2008

Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

by Katie April 25, 2005

crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

by Mudd October 12, 2003