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The very definition of omnipotence, can see and hear you no matter where you are, sometimes he likes to wear 70 rings and pretend it's a glove
Yoo did you see Crookus this morning? He was wearing his glove again
crookus by Ket-chup Steine August 22, 2023
Words you can keep

cookussy 

A term used by unapologetically horny Cookie Run fans on Twitter referring to their favorite cookie girls pussies. A little insane, if you ask me.

As implied, a portmanteau of the words cookie and pussy.
ozzy: you telling me you dont wanna know what her butter egg vanilla latte cookussy taste like?
jenna: COOKUSSY? YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY
cookussy by HATMA989 October 14, 2021

Crooks and nannies 

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object
Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

Lesane Parish Crooks 

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur

Crooks & Castles

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.
I saved 20% off on Crooks & Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!
Crooks & Castles by loscoches January 5, 2009

Vic City Crooks

A bunch of suburban kids from Victoria BC who think they're tough. Their activities include being faggots, getting smashed, and being Facebook tough guys.
"Yo did you hear what happend to Jacob?"
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."
Vic City Crooks by Reefen. April 8, 2013

Cali Crooks 

An elite California car scene club that is known to take Deepest Team awards. A family of sorts that goes beyond blood. Term "Crooks" in their name is a statement because they always steal the show.
"I just really wish my car was good enough to join Cali Crooks, they always roll deep"
Cali Crooks by CarSceneGuru September 11, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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