Crookston

noun; a state of mind, rather than a place, characterized by long stretches of seemingly endless boredom; emphasized by uninterrupted stretches of binge drinking which may or may not include loss of memory, friends, and/or property, and the bitches are no where to be found.

That party last night made me feel like I was in Crookston; I boned a goat and do not remember what happened after that.

Crookston by SwaggaDaddyK March 23, 2011

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Crookston

location: bum f*** nowhere. A flat topographic-less farm city, with no trees. Where walmart is not only bigger than the town, but it brainwashing it's citizens. But those who aren't corrupted are full of pure amazingness.

Crookston is a very calm town, with a tzar named Walmart.

Crookston by 1352 March 16, 2011

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brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019