Crookston 

noun; a state of mind, rather than a place, characterized by long stretches of seemingly endless boredom; emphasized by uninterrupted stretches of binge drinking which may or may not include loss of memory, friends, and/or property, and the bitches are no where to be found.

That party last night made me feel like I was in Crookston; I boned a goat and do not remember what happened after that.

Crookston by SwaggaDaddyK March 23, 2011

Crookston 

location: bum f*** nowhere. A flat topographic-less farm city, with no trees. Where walmart is not only bigger than the town, but it brainwashing it's citizens. But those who aren't corrupted are full of pure amazingness.

Crookston is a very calm town, with a tzar named Walmart.

Crookston by 1352 March 16, 2011

brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

ChonkStonks 

When Your friend is talking some stonks and he’s a chonk

Guy 1 : I sold my shovel and made $25

Guy 2 : ChonkStonks

ChonkStonks by ChonkManeus August 31, 2020

kc cookson 

To jizz while you have blue balls. Especially when living with other people in the same room and telling them you had blue balls and now you dont.

I Kc Cookson onto his buttocks!

kc cookson by sasadfasdfasdfasdfasd June 5, 2011

Cockstoned 

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

cockston 

the same meaning of cock, dick

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"

cockston by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008