crookes

dosey, ict/class civ teacher

doesnt have a clue about anything

you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes,

by david beckett February 3, 2005

Wally holly nil crookes

Definition: the most beautiful person I have ever seen, she is extremely entertaining (especially when u sit next to her in maths) and never fails to make you laugh. She is the most honest person you will ever meet and you are so thankful to have her in your life. She is the best friend anyone would be extremely luck to have.

Woah that’s wally holly nil crookes she’s extremely awesome at spinning on poles outside food tech!

by Jenny coolio May 14, 2020

the crookedest street in the World

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

by Starchylde April 26, 2015

Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

by Tricycle January 23, 2013

Crooketry

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

by Yoncé October 10, 2014

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018