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Crooksville 

noun. A small town in Southeastern Ohio which, decades ago, was known far and wide for its pottery and china. Now, however, it is far less renown. It is known to its inhabitants as a "hick town" or, often, a "stinkhole." Its school teachers reportedly teach the 3 R's: Reading, 'Riting, and the Road out of Crooksville.
"My town sucks! It's like I live in Crooksville or something."
Crooksville by 09ZeroNine April 19, 2005
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Crooksville 

A hick / skudrutter town where all the crack heads live. Known as the perry county meth heads also. We’re a yee yee town mixed with Hollywood’s drug stuff. And hey we’re in Ohio the top state for human trafficking. If your not snorting coke off your friends table or doing shots out of there belly button. Your probably mud running or running from the cops. See we used to be an okay town full of pottery now we just do pot. If you like to do drugs then crooksville is the place to be
Hey did you take a trip down to crooksville for the supplies? Yeah I got it you ready to get fucked up yo
Crooksville by eat my butt June 20, 2019

Downtown Coolsville 

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.
Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

Cooksville 

A trashy, dusty and dirty neighbourhood in Mississauga ( City in The Greater Toronto Area). Home of the trashy 5&10. Also home of the Tim Horton's where the crack heads hang out. Also where majority of the homeless people try scamming you. This also explains why its home to Mississauga's Muslim and Black community.
Person #1: What neighbourhood are you from sir?
Person #2: Wha? Oh yeah, manz from Cooksville styll. Get 2 no da block my G.
Cooksville by Literate Being November 2, 2016

Crossville 

A place where if you don't dip, drink, or go to church, you don't do anything.
Rick: "Let's do something."

Frank: "What's there to do in Crossville?"

Rick: "..."

Frank: "Hell, let's drink."
Crossville by Rick Franks March 27, 2011

crownsville

some sad ass place no ones every heard of unless you live there, have a friend there, have been to lures, or have heard about the dumbass abandoned mental asylum
crownsville? where's that?
crownsville by astef May 20, 2017

Brooksville 

Small town in Florida that has a lot of neat history. The only people who hate on Brooksville are those who don't appreciate beauty and history.
Dude, have you ever been on a haunted tour of the old May-Stringer house in Brooksville?
nah man, but I saw it featured on an episode of Ghost Hunters.
Brooksville by alexachunggg January 15, 2011