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Crongo-Bongo

Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.

Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
Related Words

chongo juice 

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit
oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad
The main character from Chrono Trigger who destroyed the destroyer of the planet (Lavos). He uses swords, katanas, and a swallow.
Frog: Crono, you hath potential to be a good swordsman!
Crono by Nick July 7, 2003

Crondolium 

A Crondolium is another word for a big forehead or another word for Noggin
"Bro she got a big a** Crondolium"
Crondolium by PlugOnTop November 3, 2022

Congolese women 

The most beautiful African woman in the whole world, they have the sexiest Booty, they man are not as cute as their women but it all works out some how, they say that Beyoncé is part Congolese because of how beautiful she is. Not all African are as beautiful as Congolese women.
Congolese women are known for being very beautiful but also very strong minded human being." The lion Queen" The most beautiful women in the world
A term referring to a situation or statement that the speaker finds to be either awkward, inconvenient or inelegant.
"Dude my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant with another guy's child"
"Not gonna lie that's pretty crungo"
Crungo by BoogieKing October 7, 2021