Chompush

The phenomenon whereby the force of a bite displaces the fillings of a sandwich or burger away from the eater, possibly resulting in fillings leaking disappointingly onto the plate. Also a verb.

The sandwich enthusiasts were so frustrated by chompush they took to eating sandwiches that had been glued together with an edible adhesive.

The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.

Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.

by Weirdsworth July 21, 2015

compushock

someone who is in shock after they lost their computer

He is in compushock he lost his computer and he is very depressed

by jjwhite0222 February 6, 2010

Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

chompus

The person on the ball-receiving end of a teabag from a whompus.

See Whompus to get a better viewpoint.

HOLY FUCK!!! Yesterday that whompus turned me into a chompus while I was asleep!!!

by John Bolinshey May 6, 2008

compush

when vegan alternatives are made to look like real meat

me: what did you eat
a: chicken drumsticks
me: I bet they were compushed

by foodfr March 4, 2023