compusex 

An older alternative to the word "cybersex."

"omg i wans 2 compusex00rs"

compusex by Arrow September 15, 2003

CompuServe 

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

CompuServe by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

Compused 

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.

*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"

Compused by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011

CompuServe 

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

CompuServe by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

Compudextrous 

Able to use differing operating systems equally well.

The ability to seamlessly move between keyboard layouts and OSs.

"I use a Mac at home and PC at work, I keep typing @ instead of quotes"
"I'm compudextrous so not an issue"

Compudextrous by Aka_85 October 5, 2021

computex 

The biggest gathering every year that people who don't care about computers suddenly want to know about.

I can't believe I didn't realize the name Computex amalgamated Computer and Expo in one word and now I feel silly.

computex by fire-liability May 30, 2017

Compusexual 

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.

"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."

Compusexual by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013