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"omg i wans 2 compusex00rs"
by Arrow September 15, 2003
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CompuServe

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.
"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"
by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012
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Compused

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.
*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"
by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011
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CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.
"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005
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Compudextrous

Able to use differing operating systems equally well.

The ability to seamlessly move between keyboard layouts and OSs.
"I use a Mac at home and PC at work, I keep typing @ instead of quotes"
"I'm compudextrous so not an issue"
by Aka_85 October 5, 2021
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computex

The biggest gathering every year that people who don't care about computers suddenly want to know about.
I can't believe I didn't realize the name Computex amalgamated Computer and Expo in one word and now I feel silly.
by fire-liability May 30, 2017
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Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.
"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."
by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013
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