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Compused 

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.
*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"
Compused by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011
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CompuServe 

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.
"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"
CompuServe by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

composed 

Composed,composed is when a he/she is calm and collect meaning,I don't have any types of worries because I'm composed.
Anthony: Damn Laura chill,calm down it's not even like that..
Laura: oh no I'm fine,I'm composed.
composed by By:Marie Johnson March 4, 2016

compfused 

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher
Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!
compfused by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

Computedmoon707

Very cool youtuber
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP

Likes the atmosphere

Believes Quebec does not exist
"Ayo bruh, have you seen the new "Computedmoon707 " video?" "Yeah it was very 😎epic😎"

CompuServe 

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.
"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
CompuServe by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005
Feeling strongly compelled to do something.
After recently quitting drinking, I was happy that while at an outdoor party in Hartford, I did not feel compulsed to drink, even though those around me were drinking.
compulsed by Jarrod3 September 4, 2006
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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