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crap+poem = croem

a meaningless yet cool poem written just for fun sake. more the crappiness, better the croem.

Hey guys, check out my new croem:
< your crappy (yet cool) poem >

croem by stratwine May 19, 2009

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face creme

Cum on one's face from giving a blow job. The result of receiving a facial.

Likki loves face creme. It's her secret for maintaining her youthful appearance.

face creme by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021

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la creme

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch NJFW.
(It's used in a sentence kind of like “best of the best”)

GIRLLL. That is la creme de la creme. You should model!

la creme by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

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creme de la penis

Sperm. High quality Sperm.

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.

creme de la penis by Rm18.K September 3, 2018

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Cremate

To incinerate.

Tupac was cremated.

Cremate by Anonymous December 11, 2003

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a creem boat

This is a very attractive, sexually captivating woman!

Laurena is such a creem boat!!!

a creem boat by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

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croe

hoe + crush = croe
meaning: a girl or guy who likes 20 guys at the same time

person 1: i like that guy
person 2: i thought u liked that other one and the one with the abs
person 1: yeah, and i like this guy too!

person 2: *thinks* such a croe!

person 3: i like turtles

croe by mevvio November 13, 2011

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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