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baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.
by Rm18.K September 03, 2018
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Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.
I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.
by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018
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'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?
"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."
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by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019
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Creme de la penis is a phrase that means “sperm”. Creme de la penis is a beautiful, succulent and a amazing word. It is a more beautiful word that “ cum”. If you use this phrase during your sexual intercourse, you become a “ sex lord” or a “ sex queen”. With this phrase, if you’re a male, you can get hoes, thick women, sisters, mums, aunts and if u are gay or bisexual, you can get men as well. If you’re a female, you can get many many men in your dms, if your bisexual then even females.
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