crocked cock
crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020
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Betty Crocker cock blocker
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
Betty Crocker cock blocker by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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cocked ace-deuce
Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.
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cocked ace-deuce by StevieJT July 28, 2009
half-cocked
Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.
half-cocked by moniker19 January 21, 2009
Colon Cocked
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010
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