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A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?
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A chick who is ALWAYS ready to SPREAD for your FROSTING!
"Ready when you are,
And even you're not,
that's Betty Crocker ready to spread {for} frosting".

A 1970's TV jingle for
Betty Crocker Ready-To-Spread Frosting.
The word {for} was added.
by Jack Bozdog June 24, 2006
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To make prepackaged baked goods.

Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 03, 2009
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When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.
I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker
by Patreazy March 30, 2007
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When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.
"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"
by Brothason May 17, 2010
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