Gravitar

A water bong made of a 3 liter plastic bottle with it's top cut off and a 2 liter plastic bottle with the bottom cut off. The 2 liter bottle is has a hole drilled in the top that fits a bowl. Pack the bowl with weed and light then pull upward on the 2 liter bottle. Take cap off with bowl...put mouth by hole and push down on 2 liter bottle. Sit down and enjoy the buzz.

Holy shit I just took a hit off the Gravitar. I'm on cloud nine.

by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 06, 2023

Pop pop p poop

A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.

Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.

by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

April fool

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020

rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

skodad

A person that exhibits irrational behavior when confronted by persons that question his or her sexuality.

Guy #1: Look at Rodney making fun of Marty's man purse and poking him in his moobs. Guy #2: Omg....Marty is about to start screaming and crying. Wow....what a skodad!

by JoeyBomm March 18, 2020

pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.

Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.

by JoeyBomm March 07, 2021