JoeyBomm's definitions

Covidus virey

The European way of saying covid virus.

My sister in Italy says she is under lockdown from the covidus virey.

by JoeyBomm December 5, 2020

cob slobber

The saliva that is left on a man's cob after a blow job.

Look at all of the cob slobber you left on my cob after that sucky sucky. Get it cleaned up I said!!!

by JoeyBomm December 17, 2020

rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

Amperage

Another word for drugs that speed up your heart rate. Usually refers to illegal drugs like cocaine or methamphetamine.

Man .....I gots to get me some more amperage. I'm almost out and I've got some hoes coming over tonight.

by JoeyBomm December 28, 2020

Smelt like smelt

Refers to the act of smelling a stinky ass crack that smells like a smelt fish.

Man....that bitches ass smelt like smelt!

by JoeyBomm January 2, 2021

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

Boy-yoy-yoing

An imaginary sound referring to an erect penis when excited. A large pair of breasts make the same imaginary sound when flopping out of a bra or bouncing up and down.

Holy shit did you see the tits and ass on that chick? Boy-yoy-yoing!!!!

by JoeyBomm February 22, 2021