110 definitions by JoeyBomm

mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

by JoeyBomm June 5, 2020

National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

neather there

A word used by children that can't say beneath there.

Beau: That is my toy neather there. (Points at a baby crib).

by JoeyBomm April 4, 2020

lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

lurpercy

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.

Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021

Lurperville

Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.

This place looks like lurperville once the property owner leaves for the night.

by JoeyBomm August 23, 2021

mean people

People that constantly degrade other people making themselves look like the biggest asshole in the world.

Mean people suck!

by JoeyBomm May 3, 2020