110 definitions by JoeyBomm

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.
Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
by JoeyBomm June 5, 2020
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The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.
Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผ ๐ŸŒ„
by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020
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A word used by children that can't say beneath there.
Beau: That is my toy neather there. (Points at a baby crib).
by JoeyBomm April 4, 2020
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A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.
Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.
by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021
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A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.
Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.
by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021
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Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.
This place looks like lurperville once the property owner leaves for the night.
by JoeyBomm August 23, 2021
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People that constantly degrade other people making themselves look like the biggest asshole in the world.
by JoeyBomm May 3, 2020
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