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Crooked Dick
Crooked Dick by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005
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crooked dick
a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth
crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision
crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision
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crooked dick tip
poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard
crooked dick tip by fucked up cock April 9, 2012
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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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