fumbling

to grope any private parts.

Fumbling: a sport played by pirates, lumberjacks and people from Brighton

"why doest thou fumble with my....." William Shakespeare, from his amazing play 'the bum fumblers'

by Bill Speareshaker November 22, 2003

Fumble

When one is given a romantic or sexual chance with another and somehow messes up

He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003

when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet.

I ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought I had to fart, but when the shit dripped down my short pants, I surely knew I had fumbled.

by Zee Assman January 21, 2005

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.

"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "

by Kelly Persona April 22, 2013

When you're carrying a baby and you drop it.

John: Woops, sorry Debrah, fumbled little timmy.

by DeluxeAnus October 29, 2011