A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn