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-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.
crickets by Anonymous July 23, 2003
Silence, when you ask someone a question and they don't give a response.
I asked Sharon why she was late for work, all I got was crickets, ugh!
crickets by Peavette January 26, 2015
When you text/call someone and they don't respond. They are giving you "crickets"
I text him last night but he gave me crickets...
occur when you call or text someone and they never text you back.

From the cricket noise *chirp chirp* which you can only hear in a quiet room.
I tried to call that guy that I hooked up with and all I got was crickets.
Crickets by LMac311 February 25, 2009
When you prove someone wrong and they have no response.
My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.
Crickets by jackel_inthebox April 14, 2006
The word said to break the silence after an unfunny (lame) joke has been told, usually to place embarrassment on the person who attempted the joke. Sometimes yelled to increase embarrassment.
Person 1: "That's what your mum said last night..."
*Everyone Silent*
Person 2: "CRICKETS!"
Crickets by Wilse July 16, 2007
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