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cristino 

He doesn’t fuck with bitches that waste his times and just focus on himself and no one else, he’s loyal and honest
Damn Cristino looking sexy
cristino by Cristino November 14, 2020

Cristino rondo 

Hehehehe boiuii
Cristino rondo once said : mucha graciac la position siiiiiuiiii
Cristino rondo by Sir crocodile November 21, 2021

Cristine 

Cristine's are extraordinarily soft-hearted. They does not burden other people with their problems. They tend to keep it and suffer alone but still plaster a wide smile and contagious laugh whenever out in public. They seem to be strong, but undeniably fragile.
Cristine went through a lot but she doesn't even show it! Look at her smile.
Cristine by yourfriend_ November 24, 2021
Is funny, smart ,pretty ,cool, loves animals ,trustworthy ,playful, has a big family, and a big heart ,laughs a lot, shy ,honest (sometimes), and angel never let her go long gorgeous hair tallish ,middle child? Gamer girl ,loving ,thoughtful ,helpful smart ,kind, forgiving ,an amazing friend a goofball, loyal, can be quite and not give an opinion . Can be the best friend ever can be wild and usually calm can be stressed about a lot of stuff like school will do school work had good grades she is just like the perfect person to be with 😊 can be popular but doesn’t hangout with the popular kids because she prefers her normal friend group
Girl1: I am soooo happy Cristina is my friend like she help me with my math homework the other day she’s sooo smart !

Girl2: omg sameee Cristina shared some food with me cause I had already ate mine 😂
The most amazing girl you will meet in your entire LIFE. They are very special so don't loose them. They are unique and not like anyone you will ever meet. They are beautiful inside and out. You can never replace her. She's like the sun after it rains. She's a goddess and extremely powerful. Never get on their bad side and make sure to ALWAYS respect her. She's super awesome to party with. She will light up any room any time. Very intelligent and always honest. Yara's have the best sense of fashion so always listen to them. They are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! She has a face of an angel and acts like one too. Her smile can light up the darkest days. People strive to be like her. She is a huge sweetheart so be warned for many hugs. She has a thing for romance. You can always count on her to cheer you up. She is the best shoulder to cry on. She is the sexiest person who ever walked this planet. She is also very creative. Their minds are filled with wonderful ideas. She can turn a bad idea to a good one. Never doubt them, they're always doing what they know best. They have the best humor and have the funniest jokes. They can make you smile from ear to ear. They act like ladies and are super attractive. They are also really great kissers. Have the best butts too ;). She is perfect in every way.

Guy 1: Ugh, I need a Yara in my life.

Guy 2: I have one. She's so hot and awesome!

Guy 1: Dang! You are soooo lucky.:(

Guy 2: Yup they are SUPER rare!
There’s nothing better than having a Cristina in your life
Cristina by Happylove January 31, 2020

cristine the science queen 

A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.
Cristine the Science queen is mom.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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