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A man who is honest, loyal, faithful, full of life and always true to their significant other. Creative and extremely handsome, smart, and knows what he wants; knows how to set his goals, including having a great soul that any person would be lucky to be with.
Girl 1: I met this amazing guy who is very creative and impresses on how smart he is.
Girl 2: Really! He sounds like a Cristiano to me.
by Moon_goddess June 16, 2014
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Cristiano often refers to a really sexy guy with a monster dick and any girl would be lucky to ride that rollercoaster
Girl #1: He is super sexy I should go talk to him.

Girl #2: Good luck he looks like a Cristiano
by Crissssy August 08, 2018
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A extremely athletic and talented person, a great friend and a all round amazing person. He is also a godly kisser and has the sexiest body you will ever see
Girl: whoa that guy is a sexy beast
Girl 2: sounds like a Cristiano
by No one is here... September 28, 2018
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a fat gaybo who spends all day n fortnite and doesnt take showers
1;wow hes so weird
2;he must be a cristiano!
by john242525 June 06, 2018
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A guy with a shrimp dick and he likes to wank next to his friend and loves to look at gingers pubic face he also has a peter Griffin dick chin
I met Cristiano fat dip shit pleb
by Saracatcheszeinascum123 June 14, 2019
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