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cristaudo

Cristaudo is an old legend who was killed in battle, but as death became of him he had cast an ancient spell in which whom had ever possesses the name Cristaudo would be a charming handsome god to the ladies and was cursed every full moon to become a werewolf.
Gosh that Cristaudo is really something in bed.
by The pacifier April 6, 2017
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Cristacio

A ship name for Cristy and Andrew

A lovely asian couple that don’t want to admit their love for each other.
“Have you seen Cristacio!”
Best couple ever!”
by Sadbob October 17, 2018
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Cristano Ronaldo

A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire
Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????
by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022
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cristaldo

Omg cristaldo is the best!!!
by The Almighty Catholic April 26, 2022
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Crisadommy

When you watch a movie and you think it's just OK and then you watch it again at a later stage when you're in a different life situation and find it much more humorous.
"the crisadommy I felt watching superbad for the second was insane"
by Captain Zanzibar March 1, 2021
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CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

constipated to max capability
Bruh I just had Taco Bell and i am so cristalionstopontootedtootied, should have only had 3 tacos not 23.
by burnt bum May 10, 2021
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CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

James: Bruh I just ate Taco Bell I'm so CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED.
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?
by OOTIIIII May 10, 2021
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