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Cristaudo is an old legend who was killed in battle, but as death became of him he had cast an ancient spell in which whom had ever possesses the name Cristaudo would be a charming handsome god to the ladies and was cursed every full moon to become a werewolf.

Gosh that Cristaudo is really something in bed.

cristaudo by The pacifier April 6, 2017

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Cristacio

A ship name for Cristy and Andrew

A lovely asian couple that don’t want to admit their love for each other.

“Have you seen Cristacio!”
“Best couple ever!”

Cristacio by Sadbob October 17, 2018

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Cristano Ronaldo

A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire

Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????

Cristano Ronaldo by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022

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cristaldo

The best last name of all time

Omg cristaldo is the best!!!

cristaldo by The Almighty Catholic April 26, 2022

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Crisadommy

When you watch a movie and you think it's just OK and then you watch it again at a later stage when you're in a different life situation and find it much more humorous.

"the crisadommy I felt watching superbad for the second was insane"

Crisadommy by Captain Zanzibar March 1, 2021

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CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

constipated to max capability

Bruh I just had Taco Bell and i am so cristalionstopontootedtootied, should have only had 3 tacos not 23.

CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED by burnt bum May 10, 2021

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CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

Basically means constipated to MAX capacity.

James: Bruh I just ate Taco Bell I'm so CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED.
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?

CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED by OOTIIIII May 10, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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