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Cristaly 

one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
She's bound to be a leader and lead her followers into success. A wife type of girl.. If you get one, keep her close because she's rare and special. She makes even the saddest person .. Turn into the happiest. Never gives up on anything specially when someone says she can't accomplish the task. Has integrity and the most loyal person you'll ever meet. Simply the most realest and down to earth woman that anyone could ever meet. She fights for what she believes and loves and cares for special ones. We can say..She's perfection.
Man, Cristaly is just amazing.. You have to meet her!
Cristaly by DopeMinds November 17, 2013

CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED 

constipated to max capability
Bruh I just had Taco Bell and i am so cristalionstopontootedtootied, should have only had 3 tacos not 23.

CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED 

Basically means constipated to MAX capacity.
James: Bruh I just ate Taco Bell I'm so CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED.
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?

Cristallyn 

She is the most caring, kind and soft hearted person in the world but she is so sensitive in all aspects, and the problem with her is that she hates being at the center of attention yet she loves to always be noticed by her crush. She's having a hard time to open up her feelings because she is afraid about what other people might say or think about her. So if you knew someone named Cristallyn, please be good to her because once she transformed into someone who'll ignore you, you'll be dead.
Cristallyn is kind.

Cristallyn is a pure hearted person yet so strong.
Cristallyn by lavelynder November 23, 2021

cristaldo 

The best last name of all time
Omg cristaldo is the best!!!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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